KAZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!!

1ST!!

first?

This is the headliner I am going back to bed

FIRST !!!!!

He's a freak so it's possible

Wow

no say does he have one. yall need to be consistent, yall said tameka was a man.

WHO CARES?

Leave my Man Alone... It's bad enough he is with that MAN

This isn't true

i have lost repect for usher since he married that man

prettyvirgo85@aol.com

OH MY IS THIS REALLY TRUE, MAYBE CONFESSIONS IS BASED ON A TRUE STORY????

here we go again

you tell us MTO, you the one startinga rumor.

oh well, then Tameka and Usher would be even

Tameka with her 12 kids and Usher with his one. not to mention the fact they got one together on the way.

another brady bunch!

Dam yall are fast with these comments! I give up

MTO STOP SPREADIN RUMORS!!!!!!!!!!

OH WELL ! !

BUT I'M SORRY TO TELL YOU MTO AND MTO READERS BUT HIS OTHER BABY'S MOTHER IS ME! I DIDN'T WANT TO EXPOSE HIM. HE WANTED US TO BE A PART OF HIS LIFE BUT I DON'T LIKE THE PAPARAZZI. LMAO !!!!!!!!!

BUT NO REALLY IF THIS IS TRUE I GUESS HE NEEDS TO THINK OF A FEW BACK UP NAMES FOR HIS BABY WITH SHERA, I MEAN MANEKA, I MEAN TAMEKA.

WELL IF ITS A RUMOR THEN I DONT BELIEVE IT!

http://r.yuwie.com/blackdaddy1696

doubt it

but where's his wedding ring???

DAM dont the man have enough trouble after what superhead said about him???

Is Chili the baby's mamma?? I havent seen or heard anything from her since her and T-Boz's weak reality show...hmmmm

YES HE DOES HAVE ANOTHER CHILD!!!!

WITH ME!!!! MTO....HOW DID YOU KNOW?? WE TRIED TO KEEP IT ON THE DOWNLOW FOR SOOO LONG AND YOU FIGURED US OUT!!! WE ADOPTED BABY USHER IN FRANCE LAST YEAR - WE'RE A *** COUPLE ON THE DOWN LOW WITH A BEAUTIFUL FRENCH LITTLE BOY NAMED USHER!! WE DRESS HIM WITH BERETS TO MATCH HIS KICKS - HE'S OUR LITTLE ANGEL :-)

LOLOLOLOLOLOL!!

I hope she's not as ugly as the last one myspace.com/tlinceo myspace.com/tlinceo myspace.com/tlinceo myspace.com/tlinceo myspace.com/tlinceo myspace.com/tlinceo

If it is true...might as well be upfront about it ***!

Oh my, I knew MTO would find out about me eventually.

@ killdanoise1

u iz wrong for that LOLLLL

news for you mto..he is the baby momma

yea yea yea

Thats a *** shame *Shaking my head*

@ KUSUMDEEP U SHULDA SEEN THIS COMING IN YOUR READINGS 4 USHER...COMMON NOW

************SINGING**********

These are my confessions Just when I thought I said all I could say My chick on the side said she got one on the way These are my confessions Man I'm thrown and I dont know what to do I guess I gotta give part 2 of my confessions If I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all *** near cried when I got that phone call I'm so throwed and I don't know what to do But to give you part 2 of my confessions

WHAT IT DEW FAM..GOOD MORNING AMERICA

Maybe Maneka was faking the pregnancy in the beginning right, got a hold of some of Usher's DNA right, and paid someone else to have his baby. Then she could take the baby and claim it to be hers and Usher's from the jump. But wait it gets better Maneka finally got officially pregnant right, and then tried to back down from the deal with the lady she hired to have their baby (Maneka and Usher) and that's why the Usher is now being sent to court.

I know I know I should tell stories ;)

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YES HE DOES HAVE ANOTHER CHILD!!!!

WITH ME!!!! MTO....HOW DID YOU KNOW?? WE TRIED TO KEEP IT ON THE DOWNLOW FOR SOOO LONG AND YOU FIGURED US OUT!!! WE ADOPTED BABY USHER IN FRANCE LAST YEAR - WE'RE A *** COUPLE ON THE DOWN LOW WITH A BEAUTIFUL FRENCH LITTLE BOY NAMED USHER!! WE DRESS HIM WITH BERETS TO MATCH HIS KICKS - HE'S OUR LITTLE ANGEL :-)

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ROTFLMAO!! heyyyy killdanoise!!

smitty!! lol

I dont think so

Who the hell cares! Good morning all!!!

I WANTED TO PLAY THAT FIRST, SECOND, THIRD GAME TODAY BUT I'M FAR FROM IT... YOU LADIES AND GENTLEMEN ARE QUICK...

OFFICIA[SPAM][SPAM]LLLLLLLLLLLL

According to yall (MTO) he does! You posted a story about 1 year ago regarding a girl who "claimed" to have usher's baby and you (MTO) said that she was the reason behind "confessions", him and Chili's break up, and all that other stuff [not to mention the picture yall had of the baby DID look like him]. Yall kill me thinking yall can pull this ***.it as if you don't have "loyal" readers. You guys are insulting my intelligence here!

I know why dont we call Miss Pearl that *** will tell us the bizzess than cuss our aszes out!!

*** you carrington

Sup mto peeps im waring yall. entertain like yesterday and im tracking you all down to slap you! you know what im talking about

i meant Warning!!! try me (pointing finger at everyone in the room) dont do it

I LOVE MEN WHO ARE FREAKS. I LOVE USHER.....LOL.

hey mochaluv!! how you doing mamas!!

allegria.. i'm ridin wit you !!

allegria lmao @miss pearl!

Good Morning Official, Allegria, Smitty and Everyone Else

Lord have mercy will they leave that child alone!

HEY EVERYONE GOOD MORNING!!!!!!!!

HEY USHER,HOW YOU DOIN??

Nice Pic FRED!

Good Morning Official,allegria,Mocha,Lockstress and smitty!

*The artist formerly known as RBB*

s[SPAM]oooooo tired ma...was at the hospital with MOM's ALLLLLLLLLLL ***...she cracked her sternum last ***...she was feeling a little nautious and when she went to the restroom to regergitate it was coming up so hard she hit her chest against the toilet...and they also said she strained a muscle in her heart. She's had a lot of health problems in the past two years but Im sticking it out w/her...I will be spending the weekend at her house...!

ALLEGRIA...HUGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG GGGIES

hey cream..

Hey D-*** and Cream!

HEYYYYYYYYYYYY DP...hope your weekend will be great!

OK YALL GOTTA GO...HAVE A GREATTTTTTT DAY!

HEY D-PRINCESS WUUUUUUS GOOOOOOOOOD?

hi *** and DP!!

mocha omg.. i'm sorry to hear that

lata mocha

which celeb doesnt have secret baby mama's?! ***/k dis... ***/k u MTO

www.myspace.com/buckcherry02

officialbronxite

HEEEEYYYYYYYY WHAT'S UP BABY???!!!! HOW ARE YOU??

I'M DOIN THE HAPPY FRIDAY DANCE!

Hiiiiii Mocha!!! (kisses on each cheek) hope mom feels better

official ask miss pearl then ask carrington to kill herself please.

Topic: ursher had a baby but ursher barely had a brain a dam shame the boy can hardly spell his name thats not our problem thats up to urshers family...

i thought maneka would have been the one to mess up first.

SO WHAT ARE WE CHANGING THE TOPIC TODAY TO?

Topic: ursher had a baby but ursher barely had a brain a dam shame the boy can hardly spell his name thats not our problem thats up to urshers family...

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YOU HAVE GOT TO BE THE DUMBEST..............!!!

he said that in confessions...????

sup tiny!!!! you know you continued the lyrics!! but it effects us it effects the whole community....ursherrrrsssss gotttaaaaa baaaabbbyyayaaaaaaa

tiny!! hey LMAO.. allegria is dumb

killdanoise i'm good, happy it's friday so i'm going to join you in doing the happy friday dance, but i must warn you i cant dance so how about i 2step cool?? lol

DOES HE HAVE ANOTHER HIT RECORD????

HEY OFFICIAL!!! I THOUGHT THOSE CHINESE PPL CALLED THE PO-PO ON YOU LAST *** GIRL!!! GLAD TO SEE YOU AINT CELLIES WITH TI!!!!

LMAO@ ALLEGRIA'S DUMB ***!!!! SUPERMAN TO IT!!

Fcuk goin on in herr!?

OH HELL MANEKA FIXING TO CAUSE HELL

Speaking of Miss Pearl eerybody in 227 heard her getting her back blown out by old *** Rolly from Amen last ***.

Mornin MTO!

Read the latest Jet magazine (Jermaine Dupri on cover) And you'll know who confessions is about.

Well I'll just wait to hear about the paternity suit, if this is true, because I don't believe ya'll MTO!

www.myspace.com/coco_gurl_76

tiny LMAO. ha ha haa

smurf hey sweetie..

Smitty i was feeling yesterdays white people kids topic but before we move onto to another issue. just like to see that Dr phil had a white *** on last *** with mixed kids and she on there boo hooing about the lil boy is outta control, he stands over her while shes sleeping and they have to have motion sensors in the crib because of him. i couldnt watch anymore so i dont know where the blackas daddy was!!!!

official *** up u got more rythm than 89.78% of the black people i know. yo black asz!!!! blacker than (my bernie mac voice) "that blllack asz wesley snipes"

allegria ha ha ha.. *** up! i could shoulder lean!! lol i dont watch dr phil.. motions sensors tho i mean who are you living with john wayne gacy! WTF

Morning! It's Friday!

official mocha d-*** dp aka rbb allegria tiny smurf.....

ALL THE LADIES PUT YO HANDS UP, PUT YO HANDS UP!

GOOD MORNING!

D-***!

WHAT UP DOE!

HELLO!!!!!!!!! **CRICKETS**

nesey hey girl

crafty *hands up* dont know why but i do!! lol..

officialbronx..

YEA, A 2-STEP WOULD DO JUST FINE! :)

I'M IN TERRORIZE MODE TODAY- LOL- I FEEL LIKE STARTING TROUBLE!!

HA HA HA!

what up FAM!! special *** out to SBS!!! and i cant forget my dawg the one and only ***!!

official

HEY BABY!

Hey

nesey tiny(my body my money) crafty(hands are up) smurf e2m

uh allegria are you ignoring me? don't make me send that little boy off dr.phil to your house!

Whats good FAM!!!! It's Friday ***!!!

SMURF!!

I THOUGHT I WAS YOUR DOG!

DaddiesPrincess

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HEY BABY GIRL!

craft my hands was up then fred *** my asz off and down!!

Fred You ***!!!

heyyyyyyyyyy evrybody dam!

that *** was in fear and the kid was like 10!

@ B-RASP!!

YOU NASTY GIRL!

@ ALLEGRIA!!

HOW ARE YOU THIS MORNING BABY

killdanoise (rubbing hands together in anticpation)pick your prey.. i got your back (snickering)!! do it.. please.

blackraspberry LMAO @ our convo yesterday.. you know i aint seen uncle tom in like 3 days!! lol!! you stuuuupid

tinytexasdiamond

What Up Ma?

What Up To

Smurf E2M Crafty B-Ras DaddiesPrincess nesey D-*** Mocha Smitty killdanoise1 OBX allegria Lockstress Mabeline

good morning fam!

dang usher, hope it's not true.

officialbronxite

OK, GIVE ME A SEC........

NOW THAT I GOT Y'ALL HANDS UP **CRAFTY STARTS RAPPING**

IF YOUR HAPPY THAT ITS FRIDAY SOMEBODY SAY HEEL YEAH

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ON THE STORY!

GOOD MORNING MTO PEOPLES! GOOD MORNING TO EVERYBODY, AND I MEAN EVERYBODY! *looking at a CERTAIN person*

allegria this server is real *** up, i think its to congested.. i dunno.. since when the *** did i become a IT tech.. hell i'm talking about..

C wassup yo..

@ crafty,..*** my dawg! YOU my baby!! *wink

I smell another publicity stunt, but will the music be better or as good as Confessions? Thats the Question!!!

@ C!!

HEY YOU!

HELLA_YELLA Flag post

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ON THE STORY!

GOOD MORNING MTO PEOPLES! GOOD MORNING TO EVERYBODY, AND I MEAN EVERYBODY! *looking at a CERTAIN person* ********************************************************

*singing Young buck "i know u want me!" lol

c

WHAT UP!

@ CREAM6969!

HEY BABY LONG TIME NO SEE, I MISS YOU MOMMY!

SMURF

LMAO HELL NAW!!!!

lmao@official gurl u stoopid! talking bout u aint seen that *** around the way in 3 days...where the flaming beauty been at?

what up crafty!!! nasty self! lol

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@ crafty,..*** my dawg! YOU my baby!! *wink

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FIRST YOU TAUGHT ME HOW TO COPY AND PASTE AND NOW THIS**BLUSHING**

What up everybody!!!!!!!!!

What a crock of sh*t. I believe KILLDANOISE story about the adoptive baby before this. LMAO!!

crafty hell yeah..*at my desk boppin*

mzarrogance hey ma.

seriously, it's getting close to time to release that album. He's got to drum up some BUZZ...

@ PRETTYLATINA!!

GOOD MORNING!

i'm glad you all classified this as a rumor cause you know it's likely another lie

Morning

blackraspberry c HELLA_YELLA MZA

HELLA_YELLA Flag post

YEAH, YEAH, YEAH ON THE STORY!

GOOD MORNING MTO PEOPLES! GOOD MORNING TO EVERYBODY, AND I MEAN EVERYBODY! *looking at a CERTAIN person*

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WHO IS THE CERTAIN PERSON?

b-ras i was rollin *** you had me chokin and *** you knew i was high, what you were trying to kill me!

PL amigaaaaaaaa!! como esta la cosa, viernes mami wepaaaaa!!

PrettyL hey girl!

PL, official, C...... *waving*

i do think this is a publicity stunt though. usher goes overboard.

@ B-RASP!!

YOU LIKE IT AND DONT DENY IT

@ crafty, u so cute!!

@ yella, u know im messin wit you! i knew u wasnt talkin bout me *secretly hurt :(

HOLD THE *** UP

CRAFTY AND SMURF YA'LL *** GONNA MAKE ME ANGRY ASAP. 1ST OFF CRAFTY I TAUGHT YOU HOW TO COPY AND PASTE THAT *** AND I CANT BELIEVE YOU GONNA GO GIVE SMURF PROPS FOR THAT *** AND SMURF I CANT BELIEVE YOU GONNA SIT THERE AND TAKE CREDIT FOR SOMETHING YOU DIDNT DO..

NOT SPEAKING TO EITHER ONE OF YOU FOR 10 MINUTES GO TO TIME OUT THE BOTH OF YOU..

ps.. you can say you're sorry and i'll take it all back.. :)

what up CRAFTY!

Official Que pasa ma, feliz viernes!

c Hey boo!

allegria, MzA, BD, smurf, creamy, rasp, Locks, smitty, E2M..(Oh Lawd I hope i dint forget anyone)

yea, like crafty said,. WHO is the certain person

@ CREAM!!

STILL HERE?

2 usher juniors, how intresting. . .

Hey DaddiesP Happy Frida! :)

crafty

i spoke to you honey now calm down lol so your a rapper now?

DP WHATS CRACKIN MA?

CRAFTY NOT YOU BOO! GOOD MORNTING TO YA!

@ official,..i DID tell him how to do it,. but maybe u told him too before me,. so if u DID! im sorry!! gosh! quit poutin!!

*thinkin, sh just jealous cuz he was at my house this mornin

What it do, lovelies?

@ OFFICIAL!!

I'M SORRY MOMMY**NOW I HAVE TO PUT IN EXTRA WORK PLEASING OFFICIAL**

@ crafty , u wasnt talkin bout official last ***

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Hey DaddiesP Happy Frida! :)

************************************************* Frida? the mexican painter have you had your coffee?

@ PL/official - usher is going to mess around and have SIDAS (is that correct before u respond? i'm rusty, lol)

DaddiesPrincess

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OH THATS BETTER**PUTTING MY BELT BACK ON**

WAKE ME WITH SOMETHING REALLY GOOD

@ SMURF!!

(IN MARLON WAYANS VOICE) DONT TELL NOOBODYYY!

smurf i forgive you (keeping my eye on you credit theif)!! lol

crafty i forgive you too, and yes you are!!

LMAO @ DaddiesP, my bad. Multitasking. lol

MzA Oh no you didnt! LOL. Yeah if he already doesnt. and yes its correct.

DP LMAO.. you stupid!

mzarrogance si mami!

Pinklici hey girl

lol @ Crafty - *putting my gun away*

pinklici in da buildin!! hey ma

SMURF *big hug* *grabbing Smurfs chin telling her not to be hurt, handing her a rose so she'll smile!* YOU GOOD NOW SWEETIE *wink*

IT WAS JUST TO A CERTAIN PERSON.....JUST PUTTING IT OUT THERE IN CASE ANYBODY WAS CONFUSED... *walking away from THAT conversation*

@ SMURF!!

WHAT CHA DOING?

official was high as kite last ***!lol...soon as i got off the phone wit u i went and got that and i was cloud 9 feeling good as a mf!

crafty i like it.. u nasty mf!

what up pink, latina and the rest...

@ yella!okay, im good!! we cool!

@ crafty, what u mean, what I' doing? typing!! lol

@ B-RASP!!

I KNOW YOU WERE HIGH LAST ***

pink Hey ma!

CRAFT

WHAT UP DOWG!?!??!/

HELL YEA!

Sorry I'm late but I hadda stop @ the likka store. I got all the flavors of Bacardi, Coronas, Heineken, Cuervo Gold, Pepsi, Sprite, Koolaid...

and if ya really hood, a half ounce of straight Hydro.

Let's get this Friday on and poppin..

Who wants what?

@ SMURF!!

I KNOW SOME OTHER THINGS YOU COULD BE DOING OR BE GETTING DONE TO YOU

official was high as kite last ***!lol...soon as i got off the phone wit u i went and got that and i was cloud 9 feeling good as a mf! **********************************************

reminiscing on when i was 19, 20....... LOL I envy you. ;-)

SMURF OKAY

OFFICIAL YOU BE SMOKING?! I THOUGHT YOU WERE A GOOD GIRL! LOL

*lickin lips, reading Crafty comments

lol i'll take the bacardi and kool-aid. only if the FLAVOR is red. yes, i'm from the south. LOL

Anybody seen my fiance?

@ yella, good girl and MTO dont go together in the same sentence

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official was high as kite last ***!lol...soon as i got off the phone wit u i went and got that and i was cloud 9 feeling good as a mf!

crafty i like it.. u nasty mf!

what up pink, latina and the rest...

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REMEMBER YOU LOOKED BACK AND TOLD ME!

@pinklici Flag post

Anybody seen my fiance? *****************************************************

yea i seen him,. under my desk! LMAO

b-rasp man i was feelin real good, i was dying laughing man.. you's my dawg!

where the *** allegria @

killdanoise where are you.. still searching for our prey!

crafty i swear you insinuate some other sexual *** and watch me cyber slap the *** outta you today! lol

pink lol.. he was here a minute ago.. maybe he's getting cold feet. . i'm just saying.. :)

@ YELLA!!

YOU NOT SPEAKING?

@crafty i swear you insinuate some other sexual *** and watch me cyber slap the *** outta you today! lol

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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!

PINK

I DONT DRINK SO I'LL TAKE SOME SUNNY DELIGHT LOL

@ OFFICIAL!!

ROTFLMBAO

PINK IF WE COOL....LET ME GET SOME DRO! *I'm so hood (DJ Khaled) playing in the background*

HI HELLA!!!!!

@ OFFICIAL!!

I WOULDNT DO THAT (LOL).

lol@crafty-

pink pass me the bag of green (looking through the selection of drinks) I need some hard *** today...aint no Goose or Remy? I think i want some 1738. lol

@Crafty

You ain't neva lie lmao....... You can do that for me later!

right here!!!! i was downstairs getting some pizza money.

the crazy white boy poped up out the blue trying to make convo and said he wanted to pay for pizzas for me and this other chick i work wit y.

hey pretty (shaking my hand at your disrespect for my class) lubb you doh!

@ D-***!

YOU GOT CLASS TODAY?

*bored outta my mind*

@ ALLEGRIA!!

I WANT SOME, OH PIZZA TO!

CRAFTY *saying this while rolling neck,poppin lips, with a funky attitude* IF YOU WASN'T SO BUSY TRYING TO E CREEP WITH EVERYBODY, YOU WOULD'VE SEEN THAT I SAID "GOOD MORNTING TO YA" A LONG TIME AGO!!!!!!!!

*walks away mad and twisting my a$$ off*

SMURF LOL YEAH THAT DON'T GO TOGETHER IN A SENTENCE. I WAS TRIPPING

@ CREAM!!

R U IGNORING ME?

pink i'll take bacardi (the puerto rican rum)

hella they're lying!!.... ok.. i do smoke ***

*** HEYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY YYY MANNNNNNNNNNNNNNN!!!! HOW'S THE ENGAGED LIFE?

@ YELLA!!

SORRY**WATCHING YELLA WALK AWAY PULLING HER PANTS UP**

YES, USHER DOES HAVE ANOTHER BABY MAMA>......ITS ME YALL!!!! WHO WANNA BORROW $50.00, CUZ IM FINNA BE PAID!!!!!!!! LOL

(Naw, it wouldn't be about the money though, for real.....I just love him....of COURSE I'd be his baby mama.......and WIFE)

HEY YALL!!!

@ CREAM!! HELLO!!!!!!!!!!!

allegria lolololol.. go fill up your gas tank with that and give ole girl a slice a pizza and call it *** day.. oh you know he gonna want that *** for that pizza money .. just letting ya know.. you about to get raped!!

blackrasp LMAO

@ MINX LUV!!

HEY GIRL

minx lol.. hey ma.. i got my drink and my 2step!

official u know u my homey boo! we got to bring this *** live!lol

allegria

I would like to take your class when can i sign up?

crafty

Scarlett says hello!

alright yall im loggin off for now,............

OFFICIAL *taking Official to a secret place* WELL GOOD....ROLL UP! *pulling out cigars AND papers AND green and throwing it to Official* I'M BOUT TO GET SOME CUPS FOR SOME DRANK! *asking Official if she like Grey Goose and if she know anyone else who wants to get in on this session*

Pink I'll take a corona. :)

allegria No ma, Im just studying real hard! I need to reschule my exam, I really want to pass! LOL

SOMEBODY PUT SOMETHING IN THIS A$$HOLES MOUTH MY ZIPPERS STUCK!

Everyone Clap for thaswhasup he was the first donkey to post today!

you must not know about me you must not know about me i could lala lalalala..

*** i'm feeling tipsy

where the weed at!! somebody get to rollin i got a box of vanilla dutches!

HEY CREAM!?!!!!

CRAFT YEA IM AT SKOO NOW BUT MY NEXT CLASS AINT TILL 12

HELLA ITS KOO SO FAR,ITS ONLI BE A DAY WHAT YOU EXPECT ME TO SAY LOL

ALLEGRIA I WANT SOME PIZZA TOO!!

@ DP!

WHERE IS MY BABY SCARLETT?

BRASP....the hell is a 1738?

Hella you can get a puff of this sensimelia girl, but i'm watching your hot *** with my man.....

Morning Baby!!! *blowing kiss to JIZZLE*

aint nobody seen my babyfather today?

what up allegria.

hella yes sir!!

@CRAFTY - Just *** in his mouth.....I think that'll work....

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If course usher has another baby mama. All N!ggers do. When have you ever met a N!gger who is a good father? They make baby's with every *** *** they can. Its a culture thing I understand. Actually have you ever seen a N!gger *** that wasn't proud to advertise that she has a baby daddy? They are proud of their little *** kids. It gives them someone to love them because the little *** sperm doner is most likely locked up before they are born.

WHITE POWER! ...................................................................................................................................................

LMAO

*pis.s*

HEY PINK BABY

**HUGS,KISSES***

Okay I brought the drinks but I ain't no friggin bartender. You come in the room, get your drink.

Now, who rollin this blunt 'cause I suck at it?

SO HAVE WE DECIDED ON THE PARTY DATE??

CRAFTY YOU GOTTA COME BETTER THAN SORRY.... *looking back, wanting to walk back to Crafty but stand still to see what he gon do next*

MINX WHAT UP DOE! *chunks duece again and wondering why she looking at me funny*

pink 1738 is Remy...

CRAFT

THAT FOOL DUMB AS HELL LOL

lol @ official to the left to the left!

minx hey girl!

*BRB*

@ MINX!!!

HEY MARIE HOW YOU BE ?

*** since we passing out green and drinks we mind as well get this bachorlerette party started...crafty will u do us the honor and be the stripper! lol

We gon' get *** up real fast 'cause we drinkin and smokin' early. Somebody need to go get some food ima have the munchies soon

@ D-***!!

I LIKE WHITE PEOPLE LIKE THAT IT SHOWS HOW FU@KING STUPID THESE PEOPLE ARE.

HELLA_YELLA

I HAVE MY POLAND SPRING WATTER BOTTLE - HOOK ME UP WITH A DRINK - I HAVE TO SIP ON THE LOW. I'M AT WORK!

OFFICIAL!!

I HAVENT FOUND OUR PREY YET - I JUST STEPPED OUT FOR A SMOKE BREAK. LOL!

YALL DO NOT NEED TO BE SMOKING GREEN......IT IS NOT A WISE DECISION!!!! PLEASE DONT DO THAT!!!!

**ducking, cuz I know ALLEGRIA thug *** finna throw a box of bricks at my head**

My bachelorette party! Yeah!

But wait, ya'll lowlife *** made me by the drinks for my own *** party. I feel like a sucka...LOL

blackrasp LMAO, him and nastymf!!

DP heeeyyy girrll i see you feelin it too ma.. ha ha haaaaaaa

@ B-RASP!!

SURE, ONLY IF I CAN DO YOU BEFORE YOU GET MARRIED

CRAFT

YO DOG BUST OUT THAT FREESTYLE

lol no *** pink it early as *** and we drinking...a *** gonna be passed out in a minute! somebody go to the carryout and get some wings and rice!!!! get mumbo sauce on the wings! lol

HELLA_YELLA Flag post

CRAFTY YOU GOTTA COME BETTER THAN SORRY.... *looking back, wanting to walk back to Crafty but stand still to see what he gon do next*

MINX WHAT UP DOE! *chunks duece again and wondering why she looking at me funny* **********

Girl, what the hell you talking bout?

WAIT CREAM.......I just noticed....>CRAFTY got you on that MARIE (MINX) LUV *** too???

LMAO!!

B-RASP

NO NO NO! AINT YOU SPOSED TO BE PREGGOS??? NO DRINK AND GREEN FOR YOU MISSY!

Yo yo, Imma cut a MTO friday rhyme I'm in class so I'm right on time I see Hella_Yella talkin to a fella Crafty ova there feelin drafty Bronxite cuttin *** in the BX Hell yea she keeps it nasty

Smitty hatin Cali, he said fck them n!99as! What blackrasberry gonna do to SMD? SHE GONNA FCK THAT N!99A!!

I got a hundred guns and hundred clips Yeah I'm from New York (New York) What Email2Michael gonna do to Standard? He gonna act like Miss Pearl and FCK HER!! (fck her!!)

*** clank *** clank C gonna put Latina in his piggy bank ImDio don't fck wit me, if you wanna eat Cuz I'll do ya little *** like SBW did Dolly! Yeah homies in NY like ReeRee's vocals But that's only in NY Mzarrogance is local!!

LMAO...HEY FAM!! I'm just bored in class...all in fun!! lol.

prettylatina

HEY SUGA DANISH!!!! HOW ARE YOU SWEETIE??

I JUST TOOK BABY USHER TO THE CLINIC HE HAS THE RUNS!!

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My bachelorette party! Yeah!

But wait, ya'll lowlife *** made me by the drinks for my own *** party. I feel like a sucka...LOL **************

AWWW SH!T....WAIT A MINUTE! WE HAVING THE PARTY RIGHT NOW??!?!?! You bytches started the party without me!!!??? (Ugly *** hoez...)

lol! pink its your party...this aint payday for me...we need all the dudes to put up for pink's bachlorette party!!

crafty i'm not the one getting married. I'm still on babymother status....lol

killdanoise LMAO!! that's why i *** with you man..(you know when *** start drinking the feel the lubb) so come'ere.. i lubb you!! pass me a styrofoam cup!!

pink.. LMAO!!

"SHE SAID LET ME TELL MY BOYFRIEND CALLED SUPERMAN I SAID HES A FAIRY HE A POSE FLYING THOUGH THE AIR WITH PANTYHOSE.

LOL@BRASP...The *** you from? Sometimes its like u talkin a different *** language. What the *** is a "mumbo sauce" now?

Official do we got that s/hit in the BX?

PINK THAT'S WASUP! LET ME HOLLA ATCHA THEN... *putting my arm around Pink and leading her to the special place so she can join the session* NO NEED TO ROLL MA, OFFICIAL GOT THIS! BUT DON'T TELL NOBODY BOUT MY SPECIAL PLACE THOUGH! *asking Pink if she drank Grey Goose*

*** I MEAN...SOME PEOPLE SAY IT'S TOTALLY DIFFERENT RIGHT OFF! I'M JUST ASKING! ANY PROBLEMS, ME AND STANDARD ARE E COUNSELORS, SO HOLLA!

OFFICIAL SLOW DOWN TITO, DAMNNNNN!!!!!!! YOU CAN'T BE ALL TIPSY AND TRYNA ROLL TOO! LOOK, PINK TRYNA LEARN SO GO SLOW, OKAY?

@B-ROGUE

OH OH OH OH OH YO YO YO YO HEEEY HOOOOOO HIP HOP HOORAAAAAAY HOOOOOOO YO YO UH UH UH

OH OH OH OH OH YO YO YO YO HEEEY HOOOOOO HIP HOP HOORAAAAAAY HOOOOOOO YO YO UH UH UH

OH OH OH OH OH YO YO YO YO HEEEY HOOOOOO HIP HOP HOORAAAAAAY HOOOOOOO YO YO UH UH UH

HE SNAPPIN HE SNAPPIN!!

*** remember I had a abortion! when we got home he begged me to have lil SMdiqua but i couldnt do it after he didn't claim her in public so I decided to not have it....so now its PARTY TIME!!! roll that *** up! lol

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WAIT CREAM.......I just noticed....>CRAFTY got you on that MARIE (MINX) LUV *** too???

LMAO!! ..................................................................................................................................................

YOU NEED TO SCROLL UP BABY CREAM DIDNT SAY THAT I DID**COCAINE IS A HELLAVA DRUG**

pink *** where u from Jupiter? yall dont put mumbo sauce on yall wings from the carryout up NY? i guess its a DC thing...gotta have the mumbo sauce! lol

@B-RASP

I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS GON BE THE GODFATHER,HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?? I SAID I WOULD HELP YOU TAKE CARE OF HER IF SMD DIDNT WANNA DO IT

(RUNS AWAY CRYING LIKE REDD ON FRIDAY)

LMAO @ D-***

All in fun homie!! It's just cooommeeeddy lol.

I know this web blocker on these computers gonna kick me off this site soon...lol

*I don't smoke weed*

MUSIC STOPS EVERYONE STARES

Pinklici- here i bought you a gift from the family dollar down the street!

@OFFICIAL -

**pulling OFFICIAL to the side**

Man, tell me what the *** is going on here??? Is this the *** bachelorette party, or what??? These hoes act like they ain't see me when I came in......I asked if they started the party without me.....and all them hoes turned they head and ***, like they can't hear me.

Let a *** know something!!!!!

**9 behind my back......thinking to myself "oh, these hoes wanna party? Oh I'm finna REALLY set this *** off then"**

BIG CRAFT

I SAID BUST OUT THAT YOUNG FREESTYLE HOMIE!

@CRAFTY - Don't do me like that ***! LOL

So did I satisfy you the other ***? Like my skills??

Killda What up sweet pea? You betta give Jr some pedialite. LOL!

LMAO @ BKR!! Let me find out....

D-***!!

DAWG, I LOOKED @ MARIE LUV THAN LOKKED @ MINX, SAME PERSON!

heeeyyyy minx! its chaos in here...errybody twisted and high boo..u gotta get in where u fit in!

PINK

I GOT YOU THIS RING BABY LOOK AT THE SHINE ON IT ***BLING!***

AW *** IM BLIND! I GOT IT FROM WALMART FOR 39.99 BABY! YOU LIKE IT? LOL

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*I don't smoke weed*

MUSIC STOPS EVERYONE STARES

**************

Neither do I.

**surrounded by blinking eyes and silent whispers**

Hey minx LOL!

@ MINX!!

YOU ALWAYS DO

MINX it was a last minute thing mami sorry

BRASP is that like hot sauce?

crafty

Scarlett is at work and she is unable to get on!

minx - put the gun away

bkrogue *beat boxing in the background*

so i'ma step into this cipher excuse me right quick but i had to much to drink and i'm feeling kinda sick sitting at my desk tipsy, i dont wanna be in this *** my co-worker comes in my office again and i'ma slap this *** somebody pass me the blunt before i kill this *** *** puff puff give blackrasp man you lucky you my *** come on crafty take it off and let us see that ***!!

aight i'm done.. lol

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D-***!!

DAWG, I LOOKED @ MARIE LUV THAN LOKKED @ MINX, SAME PERSON! **********

*** IT THEN!!! I didn't think anybody would notice on this site, so I tried to play it cool. But yo nasty *** *** had to just come and spill the beans......

OKAY! I ADMIT IT! I am porn star MARIE LUV!!!! (not really porn star Marie Luv)

officialbronxite

THANKS!!(SIPPIN FROM THE CUP) HELLA DIDN'T EVEN FILL MY WATER BOTTLE. HE JUST BYPASSED MY A$$!

whats good MTO fam

@ PINKLICI!!

I GOT THAT E-MAIL IT WAS HORRIBLE

LUTHER VANDROSS VOICE

HOOOOLD ME! CARESS ME E!

MINX MY BAD! I THOUGHT YOU WERE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY LIKE I DON'T BELONG! *looking at the blunt, then at my cup of Grey Goose. This *** got me geekin!*

BKROGUE YOU SILLY! WHAT IT DO MAYNE!

HOL UP!!!!! THE PARTY STARTED?!*slurring and shyt* I'M FINNA MAKE A RUN TO O'CHARLEYS CUZ I NEED TO COAT MY STOMACH WITH SOME ROLLS!!! ANYBODY WANT ANYTHING BACK? *shyt! I need a designated driver*

*** I lu you but i am not wearing no forty dollar ring. If money is a problem let's get matching ring tattoos

*** ain't finna sue me....

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LOL@BRASP...The *** you from? Sometimes its like u talkin a different *** language. What the *** is a "mumbo sauce" now?

Official do we got that s/hit in the BX ----------------------

ROTFLMAO!! pink hell nah!!

Crafty that's me in the pic baby?

*Either luv me or leave me alone*...LOL

LMBAOOOOOOO @ Official!

pinklici - UUH hello you did not thank me for your *** gift!

@*** - I don't think ring tattoos is gonna be a good idea......I mean, you ain't gon' be able to take it off when you cheatin....

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bkrogue *beat boxing in the background*

so i'ma step into this cipher excuse me right quick but i had to much to drink and i'm feeling kinda sick sitting at my desk tipsy, i dont wanna be in this *** my co-worker comes in my office again and i'ma slap this *** somebody pass me the blunt before i kill this *** *** puff puff give blackrasp man you lucky you my *** come on crafty take it off and let us see that ***!!

aight i'm done.. lol ..................................................................................................................................................

ROTFLMBAO

KILLDANOISE I GOTCHU! I WAS GRABBING THE VODKA SINCE IT'S CLEAR AND UNDETECTABLE. I *** POUR YOU *** SINCE YOU CALLED ME A HE! I'M A WOMAN MANNNNNN!!!! YOU BETTA BE GLAD I'M DRUNK! I FEEL GOOD!!!

officialbronxite

DON'T YOU HATE *** NOSEY A$$ COWORKERS!!! LET'S SET DEM B*TCHES ON FIRE!! EVERYTIME MINE NOSEY GROUPIE COMES AROUND I HAVE TO MINIMIZE MY MTO!!

SHOOO! I'M ABOUT TO POST THAT B*TCH PIC ON THIS SITE FOR FREE HEAD!! HA HA HA!

PINK

WHAT YOU MEAN GET MATCHIN RING TATOO'S

WHAT WE THE BLACK BILLY BOB THORNTON N ANGELINA JOLIE??

DONT TURN WHITE ON ME BABY

Dubya What up! Did u go out with that girl that day? Fill me in. LOL

ayyyye ayyye (RAPPING TO GORILLA ZOE) watchin out for goldiggers like kanye,but i will pay beyonce,or ashantay,make keyshia cole say she should've cheated if she eva come my way, get some head from fantasia on the highway,trickin off majic city every monday,it aint trickin if you got it dats wut i say,U say?i say and wut i say goes

cuz im a hood n!gga, i keep dat purt by the pound,the trunk stay bumpin ,yall know we run da town, hood n!gga

****************************** AYYYYE AYYYE IM KRUNK AT WORK DIS MORNIN

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Crafty that's me in the pic baby?

*Either luv me or leave me alone*...LOL ...................................................................................................................................................

BYE (LOL).

HELLA_YELLA

SORRY BOO-BOO HEART LOVE!!!! MY BAD...IT'S FRIDAY AND I'M READY TO DRINK AND GET THE *** OUT OF HERE!!

I'M PASSING YOU MY BOTTLE RIGHT NOW.....

THANKS ;)

@PINK - I never did get the pic!!!

Man, I'm finna *** you.

Yeah, what the *** IS mumbo sauce???

wait a minute ya'll i'm trying to catch up and crafty i am LMAO at you, you soooooooo stupid talking about cocaine is a helluva drug!!

@prettylatina Oh yeah, I went out with her and she loooove me!!! LOL, na it was cool!

HAHA!!! i'm just waiting for his other baby moms to come out of the woodwork

THROWBACK UH HUH THROW BACK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IN Q-TIP VOICE

VIVRANT THANG,VIVRANT THANG A VIVRANT THANG/ AND EVEN THO WE BOTH FLY,GIVE EACH OTHER FACE N NOT THE EVIL EYE/ ACTIN LIKE GROWNUPS,DONT EVEN TRY TO HID CUZ THE SPOT BLOWN UP/GIRLFRIEND TELL ME WHO SHE WANNA SEE/ I SAY IONO BUT YOU SAY GLADLY/ AND WHEN WE BOTH DO HEAD WE GO ON N ON N ON N ON N ON N/ SWEETER THEN BEN N JERRY,CANT I RHYME BOY YOU KNOW I GETS MINE/ SITTIN DOWN TO MY ABSRACT SUM SUM ABSTRACT THINGS SUM SUM SUM SUM SUM

okay ..mumbo sauce is a sauce those *** put on the fried chicken wings...man that *** good as a ***!!! its like a barbque and hot sauce mix....

OFFICIAL C HELLA PRETTYLATINA

I'M OUT. I HAVE TO GO INTO THIS BULLSH*T A$$ MEETING - I'M DRUNK! LOL!

LOVE YOU GUYS - HAVE A GOOD WEEKEND.

@minx lemme find out you my favorite movie star!! Can you scratch your autograph across my chestesess?

minx.. i thought this was the bacholoretta party i duunnoo i'm drunk guurrl.. and whoo wuz ignoring you.. dont make me slap a ho wait a minute (brrrwwwwwwwwwwwugggg ggggghhhhhh)..***.. pass me a napkin girl i dont want this on my scrubs.. anywayssss what wuz i sayiiinnng..

Princess...i'm sorry..thank you ma. We'll open it later (rolling my eyes at that ugly "familly dollar" gift bag)

Minx...that's exactly why I'm suggesting it, slore.

*** baby its just a suggestion. We have to find a way to let the world know we belong to each other and I can't do that with cubic zirconia.

killdanoise.. n[SPAM]oooo dont goooooo

come back!! awwwwww man

have a good weekend and dont hurt nobody luv!

HARD TIMES IS SPREADING JUST LIKE THE FLU WATCH OUT HOMEBOY DONT LET IT CATCH YOU PRICES GO UP DONT LET YO POCKETS GO DOWN WHEN YOU GOT NO MONEY YOUR STUCK ON THE GROUND

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Speaking of Miss Pearl eerybody in 227 heard her getting her back blown out by old *** Rolly from Amen last ***.

Mornin MTO! *****************************

ROTFFLMAAOOO!!!!

****Madea's voice****

GOOD MOR'TING TO EVERYONE!!!!!!

This is a shame. I absolutely can't believe this story or Usher if this is true. What a mess. I wonder what his wife Tameka thinks about this. She probably doesn't even care cuz she's married to Usher anyway and she is having his baby too. Plus she is controlling him anyway. Usher was definitely my man...but he is fallin off...Kudos Usher and I hope you can work it....Oh yea...We are waiting on another CD, don't let your "wifey" hold you back.

lmao @ my two favorite fools smitty and D-***!

crafty stop being mean to pink!

OFFICIAL

:-)

I WILL ALWAYS BE WITH YOU - I AM YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL!!! ANYONE WHO MESSES WITH YOU, MESSES WITH ME!! AND I AM NOT THE ONE TO MESS WITH - *** IT!!

LOLOLOLOL! C U LATA BABY CAKES!

Killdanoise came through, drank up all our *** likka and then left without so much as a congrats or a gift.

***!!

PINK

(IN DAVE CHAPEELE VOICE)

SIIIIIIIIIIIIIKE HA HA HA

BABY THIS RING COST 11,000 TOUSAND DOLLARS LOOK AT THE BLING IN THIS ***!

IT'S SHININ LIKE SMD JHERI CURL!!

@ OFFICIAL!!

HERES A FREE STYLE JUST 4 YOU

SOUTHBRONX,SOUTH SOUTHBRONX!

OFFICIAL

*yelling Official name*

OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!!!!! OFFICIAL!!!!!!!!!!! O-FFIC-CIALLLLLLLL!!!!!!!

killdanoise1 Later, Have a good weekend!

What Up Dubya & BKR

What Up Vanilla!!!

Hey Vanilla, grab you a drank we having my bachelorette party

***TAPPING A PLASTIC FORK AGAINST YELLA'S GREY GOOSE BOTTLE***

HEAR YE!!! HEAR YE!!!! ATTENTION EVERYBODY!!!! I WOULD LIKE TO PROPOSE A....

**turning to CRAFTY gettin sucked up in the corner**

I SAID ATTENTION ***! PULL YO GOT *** PANTS UP!!! ACT LIKE YOU GOT SOME SENSE!!! ***!

OKAY EVERYBODY!!! I WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A TOAST TO THE BRIDE-TO BE!!

**Pink closing up her *** after flashing CRAFTY.....*** and HELLA coming from around the corner....his *** is off again**

"I WOULD JUST LIKE TO OFFER SOME WORDS OF ENCOURAGEMENT TO THE SOON-TO-BE-MARRIED COUPLE....."

**OFFICIAL and BKR rap battling in the kitchen**

SIEZE THE MOMENT, APPRECIATE EACH OTHER, AND LIVE EVERY MOMENT LIKE ITS YOUR LAST. TOMORROW IS NOT PROMISED......................SO SLAP THAT *** THAT YOU HATE TODAY CUZ YOU MIGHT NOT SEE THAT HOE TOMORROW.

The party may continue......

all yall *** sound drunk! lol

@ CRAFT

(IN DAY-DAY VOICE)

BIG GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO CRAIG!!

Dubya Okay good. So did ur boy found out about it? And if he did what did he say?

hella why ya screamin chile i'm right churr..

@ VANILLA!!

DID YOU EVER DO THAT?

minx

rotflmao!!

that wuzz just bertiful..

Crafty

she will be back on soon!

so is this pinklici's party or what? and where is minx have to watch her with that gun i love my life!

@DUBYA -

Baby.....meet me at the hotel room in 2 hours......I'll show you better than I can tell you!

@***...baby it's beautiful!

*tearing up either from the likka or sheer happinees*

I know it'll take years to pay it off but I LOVE IT!!!

*walking around the room with my left hand sticking ou in front of me*

WTF!! i leave and there is now a party goin on!!? hmmm *eyein pink suspiciously I bet i know why i wasnt invited! pink i thought u forgave me for gettin wit *** yesterday! *hurt

bye killdanoise baby!!

What up C?

Pink

When did you get engaged??

**playing catchup brb**

minx there you are that was a beautiful speech lol!

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@B-RASP

I THOUGHT YOU SAID I WAS GON BE THE GODFATHER,HOW COULD YOU DO THAT?? I SAID I WOULD HELP YOU TAKE CARE OF HER IF SMD DIDNT WANNA DO IT

(RUNS AWAY CRYING LIKE REDD ON FRIDAY)

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ROTFLMFAO!!.. i just saw this *** *** you stuuuuuuuuupid!

PINK *in my drunk as hell voice* GIRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL, I BEEN LOOKING ALL OVA FOR YOU TO GIVE YOU DIS *oooh my bad, didn't mean to spit on you* BACHELORETTE PRESENT!!! I GOT YOU A $500 GIFT CERTIFICATE (BALLIN -JIM JONES PLAYING IN BACKGROUND) TO THE FREAKIEST STORE IN YO HOOD! YOU CAN GET YA OWN FREAKY ***!

KILLDANOISE IT'S COOL! PEACE SINCE YOU ROLLIN OUT ALL EARLY *scary a$$ don't wanna get too drunk and let her true side come out in front of everybody*

@ D-***!! (IN CHRIS TUCKER'S VOICE) SHE SAID SHE LOOKED LIKE JANET JACKSON,THE BIT-- LOOKED MORE LIKE FREDDIE JACKSON.

C, what up @prettylatina yeah he knew about it. He was tight all week, but I showed up at his crib last *** with a six pack of heineken and a sack of white castle cheeseburgers and I think he's straight now.

LMAO @ CRAFT

PUNCHES CRAFT ACROSS THE LAWN LIKE DEEBO DID REDD

(YELLS) THATS MY GIRL PUNK!!

lol@*** I saw that! u talking bout my baby again!!! aight he gon get at u when he see u too! lol

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*I don't smoke weed*

MUSIC STOPS EVERYONE STARES

**************

Neither do I.

**surrounded by blinking eyes and silent whispers**

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man ya'll are stupid!! LMAO!!

ps.. i'm still trying to catch up sowwy..

this cant be true..Usher only dates dragqueens!

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@DUBYA -

Baby.....meet me at the hotel room in 2 hours......I'll show you better than I can tell you!

...................................................................................................................................................

LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT; I'M THE ONLY ONE FU@KING YOU **SHARPENING MY KNIFE AND STARTING UP MY BRONCO**

Dubya

See arent you glad you took my advice? :) Your boy needs to get over it.

@ D-JIZLE!!

**RUNNING TO MY CAR** MY GRANDMA BOUGHT ME THAT CHAIN

@ yella, KILLDANOISE is a boy

MINX **Pink closing up her *** after flashing CRAFTY.....*** and HELLA coming from around the corner....his *** is off again** *************************************************

IT WASN'T ME *in Eddie Murphy's voice on Raw*

SMURF WHERE YOU BEEN AT? YOU MISSING THE ***!

OFFICIAL MY BAD! MY VISION BLURRY! WHERE THE BLUNT AT? I GOTTA EVEN MY HIGH OUT!

@ SMUEF!!!

I AM TOO

@crafty **Falling back** because U sounding like OJ and we all know how OJ get down! Everybody gettin cut!!! (*** I hope this *** don't find me under the bed)

(knocking on the door hard as hell) (*** the *** open) dammmmmmmmmmmm (breathing all hard) yall didnt see a *** was late for the party! our server was down at the job so i had to run!!!

(looking around) yall fools i drunk and high! who got a blunt already lit. wheres my drink (***! walking back outside to get the pizza) who got they *** baby here

lol @ mikalika not nice

lmao @ crafty's crazy ***!

SMURF WELL ***! HE THOUGHT I WAS A DUDE, AND I THOUGHT HE WAS A GAL! WTF? I AM DRUNK!!

...

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PINK

WHAT YOU MEAN GET MATCHIN RING TATOO'S

WHAT WE THE BLACK BILLY BOB THORNTON N ANGELINA JOLIE??

DONT TURN WHITE ON ME BABY ---------------------------------

ROTFLMAO!! *** IS ON A *** ROLL TODAY!

oh mannnnnnnn i wat to be first so bad!!!

U American's so stupid!!!

Big up to Trinidad and Tobago

@prettylatina, yeah good advice, it should be all good going forward!!!

HEY CREAM!!!!

WHATS WRONG,WHY YOU AINT TALKIN?

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@crafty **Falling back** because U sounding like OJ and we all know how OJ get down! Everybody gettin cut!!! (*** I hope this *** don't find me under the bed ...................................................................................................................................................

I WOULDNT MAKE OJ MADD,THAT NICCA CRAZY!

Oh Lawwdd that Hydro is the s/hiiiiiit. I'm nice right now. Somebody need to put on my best of Bob Marley CD. I gots to listen to Bob when i'm high.

lol yall simple!

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@ D-JIZLE!!

**RUNNING TO MY CAR** MY GRANDMA BOUGHT ME THAT CHAIN

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(knocking on the door hard as hell) (*** the *** open) dammmmmmmmmmmm (breathing all hard) yall didnt see a *** was late for the party! our server was down at the job so i had to run!!!

(looking around) yall fools i drunk and high! who got a blunt already lit. wheres my drink (***! walking back outside to get the pizza) who got they *** baby here ******************

That's OFFICIAL and BKR's big head *** baby...

smurf

do we have a crying game situation in here?

OH SH!T CRAFTY CUTTIN PEOPLE UP

AW *** CRAFT YOU THEN TURNED WHITE!

(HIDES IN SHOWER WITH THE CURTAIN CLOSED)

appleblossom *** jump your dusty azz in a tub!

(walking in the door still smoking from my 22 *** the knob off) somebody need to fix dat!!

where dubya (looking under the first bed i see) *** where u been the crazy white boy came to the job and gave me and this big asz white girl some pizza money. funny thing is the white *** gotta lil attitude cuz she dont know how much he gave me. and i only order 2 pizzas one for me one for her and i kept the rest of the loot!!! i shoulda got that 300lb der a diet pepperoni pizza

Real Talk Tho Usher need to stop actin like a *** when he do interviews, thats why JT's the man right now. JT For Pres LMAO J/K!!! But Usher need to stop that *** LMAO!

Hey DJ.....Kinda feeling down today

Please! This boy is still YOUNG and wants to boink anybody he can. We'll see how long this union lasts.

@ B-RASP!!

AWW SH!T PINK!!! That Best of Bob Marley is my SSSSHHHH!!!!TTTTTTT!!! Man, I jam that ANYTIME I'm feeling good, SQUARE BUSINESS!!! I *** LOVE IT!!!

CREAM

YOU'LL BE OKAY BOO BOO DONT BE SAD

lol@ minx.....brooklyn rooge and official baby at the *** party! somebody get this big head *** he trying to drink my *** liquor!!!!

@ CREAM!!

THATS WHY YOU WONT RESPOND TO ME?

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oh mannnnnnnn i wat to be first so bad!!!

U American's so stupid!!!

Big up to Trinidad and Tobago *****************

MAN GET YO GULA-GULA EATING *** OUTTA HERE

HEEEEEEEEEY PARTY OVER HEAR

HEEEEEEEEEEEY

(STARTS BREAK DANCIN ON THE TABLE)

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lol@ minx.....brooklyn rooge and official baby at the *** party! somebody get this big head *** he trying to drink my *** liquor!!!! **********

LMAO! Ol' water head ***!!!

what up craft deluxe?

AY YALL EVER SEE THAT SHOW ON NICKELODEON

CALLED GULLA GULLA ISLAND??? LOL

Y'all all need to meet up and get a room somewhere. No, not a room, a Suite. Stop cyber-*** and do the *** thang!!

allgria here i save us a blunt.. lets go outside to the car.. *hoping nobody sees us*.. grab that cup it's my drink,, so yeah girl what happened why you late.. cpt!!

lol @ c i agree!

Pinklici - Bob Marley's KAYA album i bought that in the summer i lovvvvvvvvvve it!

AWWWW MAN......WHO DONE BROKE THE *** TABLE???

**looking over at BKR junior SuperDome head ***.......then looking over at *** pop-lock-and-drop-it looking ***....**

WTF?!

This Sh*t Is Turning Into the Hip-Hop Honors!

@allegriaymaria hold up! You mean the white boy that you let loose a couple months ago?

lol@ minx

(holding lil brooklyn rooge upside down) he got on one sock! official get this lil tank head test tube baby!!!! lol

CRAFT

(IN DEBO VOICE)

*** UP FOR I KNOCK YO PUNK *** OUT!!

@ CREAM!!

OLE BOY WAS SICK LAST ***, SHE WAS WITH 3 DUDES AT THE BOWLING ALLEY AND HE WALKED IN AND FRONTED THEM. SHE RAN OUTSIDE AND CALLED L AND HE CALLED P TO CALM HIM DOWN. SHE SAID SHE WAS GOING TO GET A PPO ON THAT ***

APPLEBLOSSOM...sit your coconut *** down.

In here *** up my *** party!

Ya'll I apologize on behalf of Trinis everywhere!

Somebody turn that Bob Marley back up

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lol@ minx.....brooklyn rooge and official baby at the *** party! somebody get this big head *** he trying to drink my *** liquor!!!! ***********************************************8 (face squinnted up like im looking at the sun and smelling doo doo) thats officials baby?????!! no wonder she didnt tell me

Minx gullah gulla island. she look like the lady with the locks wasnt that mary from 227 best friend?

@ B-RASP!!

(IN BROTH MAN'S VOICE) NUTTIN JUST CHILLIN

(HARLEM SHAKIN IN THE BUSHES)

**seen official & Allegria sneak out like special ops. lookin in the window like a crackhead**

@DaddiesPrincess, naw, he cool, he tell u he a boy, but only if u ask

@ yella, thats funny! u got a boy scren name

hey hey leave official's baby alone (holding in my laughter)!

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APPLEBLOSSOM...sit your coconut *** down.

In here *** up my *** party!

Ya'll I apologize on behalf of Trinis everywhere!

Somebody turn that Bob Marley back up *********

Easy skanking baby!

lmao@ minx....that lil *** a terrorizer!!! diaper all ***! boogers hanging out his nose...for crying out loud Official cut them *** beeeds out the back of this boy neck! lil beedy head ***!

@ CREAM!!

YOU HEAR ME?

*** you blackrasp and minx.. my baybe cute.. come'ere baby.... wait a minute.. who's *** kid is this.. this aint my baaybe..*** outta hea *** that head is humongous!!.. nah this aint my *** kid.. and he drinkin likka.. hell nah.. who's *** kid is this!!

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lmao@ minx....that lil *** a terrorizer!!! diaper all ***! boogers hanging out his nose...for crying out loud Official cut them *** beeeds out the back of this boy neck! lil beedy head ***! **************

ROTFFLMBAO!!!!!

*** you got me over here LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING!!!!!

@ D-***!!

(IN DENZEL'S VOICE) YOU GONE DO THAT *** TO ME? I RUN *** HERE YOU JUST LIVE HERE,KING KONG AINT GOT SH!T ON ME!

(KRUMPIN ON BRASP CAR DINTIN UP THE HOOD)

allegria man *** that fat nosy ***.. she gonna be mad all day.. eat your slice fatty girl!

lmbao @ D-*** pinklici where are you get this fool?

@ CRAFT

(RICK JAMES VOICE)WHAT THE FIVE FINGAS TO TO THE FACE?!!?

SLAP!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA! CRAFTAAAAAY!!

word minx (giving you the look)

@EVERYBODY

MAN WHO IN THE *** GAVE *** A *** X PILL??? THIS N!GGA CRANKING THE SPIDERMAN ALL IN THE *** NEIGHBORS YARD AND SH!T!!!!!

@ MINX!!

NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A XXX STAR,SIGN THIS FOR ME**PULLING OUT MY DICK**

FREE TI Update!! since MTO is super slow!!!

TI to plea not guilty, asks for release on $2.2M bond

Lawyers for rapper T.I. asked a federal magistrate Friday to release him on a $2.2 million bond, along with separate bonds backed by his record company, record company executives and the equity of his two homes.

They also said T.I., whose real name is Clifford Harris, would agree to stay in his home with 24-hour-day monitoring.

AP

(ENLARGE)

T.I. was arrested Saturday on weapons charges in a sting at a Midtown parking lot.

MORE ON T.I. CASE • Rapper ordered held • T.I. falls hard and fast • Timeline leading to arrest • Read complaint ([SPAM]) • Explainer: The weapons

Harris and his legal team made the proposal to U.S. Magistrate Alan Baverman, who will decide whether Harris can stay out of jail while awaiting trial on weapons charges.

Baverman was expected to rule by midday.

Harris also was to be arraigned and enter a not guilty plea at the hearing, as well as find out which U.S. District Court judge is presiding over his case.

Harris was arrested Saturday on weapons charges in a sting at a Midtown parking lot.

Because of an overflow crowd that came to attend Harris's first-appearance hearing on Monday, Baverman held the bond hearing in a larger courtroom at the Richard B. Russell Federal Building and Courthouse.

On Wednesday, a federal grand jury indicted Harris on charges of illegally possessing unregistered machine guns and silencers; unlawfully possessing machine guns; and of being a convicted felon in possession of firearms.

Federal prosecutors are moving to have Harris held without bond until his trial, which could be several months away. To obtain a bond, Harris's lawyers must convince Baverman there is a reasonable assurance that, based on the conditions of his pre-trial release, Harris will not be a risk of fleeing and will not be a danger to the community or to any particular person.

If convicted, Harris faces almost certain prison time.

The bond proposal from Harris's lawyers included a $2.2 million bond with a cash desposit of $500,000; a $1 million signature bond signed by Atlantic Records; five $100,000 signature bonds signed by five Atlantic Records and Warner Music executives; two $100,000 surety bonds from different bonding companies; and the equity of the Harris homes, which lawyer Ed Garland said are worth $1.5 million.

Harris's lawyers also said he would stay in his home and be subject to electronic monitoring, as well as allow an independent monitor to also live in the home and search anyone coming or going. Monitoring expenses would be paid by Harris.

*swaying to Bob*

(I remember when we use to sit.....)

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word minx (giving you the look) ******

Give me a clue....I don't get it yet....

Man *** gon' get us put the *** out.....he throwing up all in the middle of the street and ***....

who *** son is this...kneeling down to lil tank head( baby who is yo mammy) he crying hair nappy azz ***! he digging up his nose eating a booger) I smack his hand! look u lil chucky looking *** stop eating boogers....who is yo mammy! my mammy is.....*** I can't hear him yall talking too loud turn the music down!! we got to find this boys mammy! lol

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@ MINX!!

NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A XXX STAR,SIGN THIS FOR ME**PULLING OUT MY DICK** ***********

My ***'s the ink.

@ D-***!!

(IN THE OLD LADYS VOICE FROM DONT BE A MENACE) YOU HIT LIKE A BIT@H ***

@DP.....I luuuuuve him.

HEY!!!

THATS SMITTY'S BABY I RECOGNIZE THAT LOGHEAD FROM A MILE AWAY!

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@ CRAFT

(RICK JAMES VOICE)WHAT THE FIVE FINGAS TO TO THE FACE?!!?

SLAP!!!!!!!!!!! HA HA HA HA! CRAFTAAAAAY!! ************************************

ROTTFLMFAO!!! I ***'N LOVE THAT EPISODE!!!LMAO

rotflmaooooooooo @ blackraspberry he *** sure ain't mine im *Saving it for Karats*!

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@ MINX!!

NOTHING WRONG WITH BEING A XXX STAR,SIGN THIS FOR ME**PULLING OUT MY DICK** ***********

My ***'s the ink. .................................................................................................................................................

I'M SPEECHLESS

CARATS (spell check)

@ VANILLA!!

R U IGNORING ME?

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who *** son is this...kneeling down to lil tank head( baby who is yo mammy) he crying hair nappy azz ***! he digging up his nose eating a booger) I smack his hand! look u lil chucky looking *** stop eating boogers....who is yo mammy! my mammy is.....*** I can't hear him yall talking too loud turn the music down!! we got to find this boys mammy! lol ********************

BRASP: *after slapping the lil boy* Lil boy, I said who in the *** is yo mama??

LIL BOY: *sounding all snotty nosed* - She told me not to say nothing.....but I can tell you who my daddy is.... **pointing to *** *** Harlem Shuffling in the driveway**

AWWWWW ***!!! CARAMEL HEARD ABOUT THE WEDDING AND DONE SENT LIL *** JR TO BREAK UP THE ***!!!! HELL NAWL PINK! WE CAN'T HAVE THIS ***!

*** - COME GET THIS LIL TANK HEAD ***!

somebody get *** drunk azz before i f uck him up..he on my *** car! i just got my *** shined up for the party! this aint no hooptie! pink get yo man! lol

CRAAAFTAAAAAY!!!

MIKE EPPS VOICE)

YOU RAT MOUF ***! YOU LIL D!CK *** THIS SMALL!!

MY D!CK THIS BIG ***/GA IT TAKE ABOUT 10 OF YOURS TO GET MINE ***/GA!

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@ D-***!!

(IN THE OLD LADYS VOICE FROM DONT BE A MENACE) YOU HIT LIKE A BIT@H ***

SMURF *pouting and stomping* NO, I DON'T!!!! IT'S UNIVERSAL!!!!!

OFFICIAL *looking around the room watching some kind of baby passing game* WTF?! IS THIS A NEW BACHELORETTE PARTY GAME OR SOMETHING?! WHO BROUGHT THEY BABY?! *pulling official to the side and whispering* I SEEN YALL A$$ SNEAK UP OUTTA HERE! EVERYTHANG STRAIGHT?

MINX LMAO *you see where I put my bottle after you tapped it?*

WHERE THE *** THE BRIDE TO BE AT?!

oh minx you want a clue now ok how's this:

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lmao@ minx....that lil *** a terrorizer!!! diaper all ***! boogers hanging out his nose...for crying out loud Official cut them *** beeeds out the back of this boy neck! lil beedy head ***! **************

ROTFFLMBAO!!!!!

*** you got me over here LITERALLY CRYING LAUGHING!!!!! ------------------------------

is it all coming back now.. lol

THE ***?

SORRY DJ AND CRAFTY....HAD TO DO SOME WORK @DJ THANKYOU, I NEEDED THAT @CRAFTY Yea, I know thats my peeps but he done had a nervous breakdown or something and I hope he don't pull L into no BS

@D-*** you all high on E sweatin & dancin like that big dude in White Chicks

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@ VANILLA!!

R U IGNORING ME

CRAAAFTAAAAAY!!!

BOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KICKS CRAFTY INTO THE MIRROR LIKE CHARLIE MURPHY DID RICK JAMES

(CRAFT YELLIN)SECURITY!!!

@ CREAM!!

THAT *** WAS MADD AS HELL,HE SAID HE TOLD YOU HE WAS JUST PLAYING!

Crafty can you get *** to sit down? This is getting embarrasing

STOP LYIN MINX,THAT AINT MA BABY!!

@ALLEGRIA

To answer your response to my email.....YES.

@ ***!

(IN DEEBOS VOICE) PUT THAT GUN DOWN AND GET KNOCKED OUT LIKE YOUR POPS USE TO

hella we good.. went outside to smoke alone to many *** on one blunt all wet and ***.. yuck i dunno who brought this lil *** in hea.. *looking at the baby* you sure is ugglyyy!!

minx LMAO, she trying to sabotage the bacholoretta perty.. *** i need another drank.. somebody pass me something..

HEY CRAFTY!!!

I WASN'T IGNORING YOU

BTW...THANX FOR THE PIC. *wiping the drool from the corner of sides of my mouth* lol

rotflma[SPAM]oo @ D-***

That's it this party has gotten out of control i will be back later!

@ MINX!!

I'M ABOUT TO GO WATCH THAT SH!T AGAIN**LOOKING FOR THE GREESE**

@ CRAFT

YOU WANNA TALK BOUT MA DADDY?!?!BOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

KICKS CRAFTY INTO THE MIRROR LIKE CHARLIE MURPHY DID RICK JAMES AGAIN!!!!

(CRAFT YELLIN)SECURITY!!! MARLON VOICE)HELP ME PLEASE!!

@ ***, u funny az hell!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO

@ Crafty If he did then I wouldn't have ever brought it to you...He is lying, just ask L

@ ***!! LMAO

LMAO @ DJ

@ CREAM!!

I KNOW

***

STOP IT!! YOU ARE KILLING ME WITH THIS CHAPELLE SHOW ***, CAUSE I'M PLAYING THE SCENE IN MY HEAD AND LMAO!!!(STOMPING ON COUCH, RUBBING MUDDY BOOTS ALL ON IT)*** YO COUCH NI/GGA, *** YO COUCH!! LMAOOO!!

*** you need to tell me sumthin?

Who friggin baby is this?

*examining the kids features*

@ CREAM!!

THATS WHY I WAS LAUGHING @ HIS *** LAST NITE

PINK

THAT IS SMITTY BABY NOT MINE,LOOK THEY EVEN GOT THE SAME KNOTS ON THE BACK OF THEY HEAD SEE?

(IN DAVE CHAPELLE'S VOICE) THEY SHOULD HAVE NEVER GAVE YOU *** MONEY

@ Crafty I told you what goes around comes around...*** done *** well lost his Mind...Gone, Gone, Gone

@ CREAM!!

THAT *** WAS CRYING, THAT SH!T WAS CRAZY!

where the food at why kinda party is this.. ***

LMAO@ *** U STOOPID!

HE FRONTED 3 DUDES,YOU KNOW HE WAS BUGGIN

I seen it plenty of times with his azz...He fall too hard for his Women

VANILLA

MEMBER THE PRINCE ONE WHEN HE WAS LIKE

PRINCE VOICE)WOULD ANYONE LIKE TO PLAY A GAME OFF BASKETBALL?

AND THE OTHER PART WHEN HE WAS LIKE

WOULD YOU LIKE SOME GRAPES?......***

LOL

@ Crafty Did they do anything to him???

@ CREAM!!

HE WAS SAYING "i hate her,I HATE HER"

Wow...Suprised but not surprised

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@ CREAM!!

NAW THEY WAS SCARED

PINK

COME HERE NOW,I GOT SUM SPECIAL FOR YOU

(SILK PLAYS IN THE BACKROUND) AND WERE MEETING IN MY BEDROOOOOM/ SO PLEASE DONT MAKE ME WAIT EE AAAIT/ WERE MEETING IN MY BERDOOM BEDROOM BEDROOM BEDROOOM AAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUUGAGHAUEGTAITH AWIETU!!!!

LMAO @ *** HE WAS PLAYING ON THE COURT WITH HIS PURPLE RAIN OUTFIT ON AND PLATFORM SHOES..(PRINCE VOICE)IN YOUR FACE...***!!LMAO

THEY THOUGHT HE WAS CRAZY OR HAD A GUN

vanillaone LMAO.. ya'll gonna make me watch the season ***! i have 1 and 2!

@ Crafty I don't even think that's the one he was going nutty over a few months ago...Is her name Andrea???

VANILLA

THEM YO SHOES AND YO OUTFIT,I SEEN YOU LAST NITE AT THE CLUB LOL

@ CREAM!!

LMAO

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@ Crafty I don't even think that's the one he was going nutty over a few months ago...Is her name Andrea??? ................................................................................................ YEP!

LMAO @ CREAM

HE WAS GOIN NUTTY LMAO

@ Crafty OH, ***!!!!

***

DO YOU REMEMBER THE "LOST EPISODES" ONE AFTER DAVE QUIT COMEDY CENTRAL? THE ONE WHEN THEY PLAYED THE NEW TUPAC SONG AND THE SONG WAS TALKING ABOUT ALL THE *** IN THE PRESENT..AND HE SUPPOSE TO BE DEAD! LOLLLL

@ DJ YEP....LOST HIS *** MIND

Minx uh huh i gotcha. i havent checked my AOL but you peeped it to huh!

dam crafty and *** they play too much the sprinklers on and them *** still fighting (looking around the crib) whose *** house is this? (mumbling)plastic on them flower *** couches, plastic running all over thre floor, buick park avenue in the driveway, big head asz baby looking all suspect (lil *** dancing all hard with a roach blunt in his mouth) who dat old asz lady in the kitchen playing tunk? (taking the record off the needle) whos crib is this!!!!!!!! and that lil *** aint no baby! thats a midget, thats the lil *** from i love new york!!!

*blushing and lapping ***'S hand away*

Not now baby when the party's over you get all this. *** on X is *** amazing!

(I heard)

@ ***!!

REMEMBER HE WAS ON FEAR FACTOR (IN TYRONE BIGGUMS VOICE) I'M NOT AFRAID TO EAT ELKS ***,I'VE HAD *** BEFORE

@ ALLEGRIA!!

LMAO

OFFICIAL

GIRL I CAN WATCH CHAPPELLE SHOW ALL DAY, BUT THAT RICK JAMES EPISODE IS AN ALL TIME CLASSIC!!

Lennox Lewis is out in manhattan selling hot dogs

@ CREAM!!

H'ELL BE CALLING ME TONITE

OFFICIAL I BEEN TRYING TO GET SOMEBODY TO BE MY DD AND TAKE ME TO O'CHARLEYS FOR THE LONGEST. I NEED SOME OF THEY BREAD SO IT'LL SOAK UP SOME OF DIS LIKKA!

PINK ***, YOU DIDN'T LIKE MY GIFT?

CRAFT

REMEBER WHEN THE FEAR FACTOR ONE WHEN THAT ***/GA HAD THEM RUSTY *** FEET WALKIN ON THEM HOT COLES,THATS HOW YO FEET LOOK ***/GA

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@ ***!!

REMEMBER HE WAS ON FEAR FACTOR (IN TYRONE BIGGUMS VOICE) I'M NOT AFRAID TO EAT ELKS ***,I'VE HAD *** BEFORE

lol@allegria girl u stoopid! oh thats why the baby's azz was soo big!!!

Hella what u get me? You ain't hand me nuthinn when u rolled up in herr, stop lyin

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832-884-1082 BIANCA

*********************************** WTF!!! dun happen

AIIGHT IMA GET AT YALL NEXT WEEK CUZ I GOT CALSS PEACE OUT

PINK I LUBB YOU,SEE AT THE TREEHOUSE

allegria LMAO!! midget mac??

WTF is that somebody left they're number, huh?? *** i'm drunk..

@ CREAM!!

THAT SH!T IS CRAZY

LMAO @***.. tree house!! lololololol

*** pink.. upgrade quick!!

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@PINK

PINK *in my drunk as hell voice* GIRRRRRRLLLLLLLLLL, I BEEN LOOKING ALL OVA FOR YOU TO GIVE YOU DIS *oooh my bad, didn't mean to spit on you* BACHELORETTE PRESENT!!! I GOT YOU A $500 GIFT CERTIFICATE (BALLIN -JIM JONES PLAYING IN BACKGROUND) TO THE FREAKIEST STORE IN YO HOOD! YOU CAN GET YA OWN FREAKY ***!

KILLDANOISE IT'S COOL! PEACE SINCE YOU ROLLIN OUT ALL EARLY *scary a$$ don't wanna get too drunk and let her true side come out in front of everybody*

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SEE MAN! YOU TRIPPING!!!*hurt*

BRB**GOING TO WATCH VIDEO OF MINX**

man im not too drunk i seen that number on there

Bianca you nasty ***!!!!!

blackrasb man im wayyy to high! i figured it outwhen i seen that lil baby walk to the bathroon so i peeped in and that *** took his diaper off and his dik was like a stapler!! the *** had his head tilted back singing boyz to me let it snow!!!!

(walking outside) i need some air (waving to official) dont you..whispering i got a blunt out the old ladys purse

what the *** is going on in here? it looks like animal house up in this joint. who baby is that? he smell like rotten eggs. crusty nose little ***

what up everybody? i got the patron

My bad Hella sorry girl, you sure did give me an envelope. Thank you ma, but you know I'm high as hell right now.

*patting myself down looking for my envelope*

and I know that place real good too

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832-884-1082 BIANCA

*********************************** WTF!!! dun happen **********************

THATS A *** HOUSTON NUMBER! WHO IN THE *** EMBARRASSING THE H POSTING THEY NUMBER AND ***!!

*waving Hella's gift @ DP*

Now see that's what I'm talking about. Who goes gift shopping @ *** family dollar?

PINK NO PROB GIRL! ANYTHING IN THE NAME OF LOVE... *nervously smiling cuz I know when I sober up tomorrow, Imma be broke as hell!*

Allegria let's call the number

dialing right now

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IF WE CAN PASS ON JOKES, SURELY WE CAN PASS ON A WARNING THAT MAY SAVE A LIFE This can also be found at www.NBC.comstar ..............................................

I know there are alot of myspace peeps on here

I'M BACK,*** MINX!

@ CREAM!!

@ CREAM!!!

I'M BORED

Me too

Where errrrbody go?

cream y you trying to scare us and *** know we all high and drunk! dam she done *** my high up with scarrrryy ***!!!

king hold me!!! and where you been the party is almost over! (pushing you away but taking the patron)

official how you getting home, i lost my keys in a game of tunk that old lady a trip)

Aight since no one 's here ima use this tome to go get some lunch. Be back.

@ Cream6969, aint that on snopes.com

hey king

allegria..lol... pass that blunt

did ya'll call the #

the suspense is killin me!

Allegria just so you know that is a legit phone #. I called it and the woman hand no idea her digits was up on a site. I gave her a heads up. That's just wrong.

pink me and allegria was out back getting high.. i mean saying hi to your neighbor.. hee hee.. i lubb you gurrrl *burp* and i hope you and *** are together for ever.. come'ere gimmie a hug, dont worry about the stain on my *** i threw up earlier when i was tallkin to minx..

allegria awwww hell naw, you know you my driver, ***,, king will you drive us home!!

pink that's *** up so some *** posted her number on here.. see that's when you beat a *** *** for real tho.. that childish high schooll *** *** gets these ho's slapped ASAP

**throwing a tank top to OFFICIAL**

Take that *** *** off! Lil dirty ***....

**throwing it to DADDIESPRINCESS**

Can you throw this in the wash since you ain't high?

*** GINA!!!!! *in Martin's voice*

Yeah i just got off the phone wit the *** she talking about some *** put her *** ther but its awight cuz she a celebrity!! i was like oh well you have people all over the country with yo number and we thought you was ho-a-tizing! she kept saying its cool im a celebrity!!

official u find a ride the party is wack since *** skipped his drunk asz home

I WANT SOME PU--Y

@ Allegria...Just trying to look out for my peeps...sorry

@ Smurffette...I don't know, it was sent to me by email

CREAM!!

?

SOMEBODY ***

who number got posted?

what's good fam! *** usher.... lol

im with tiny? update me with who posted what...

official dont worry about the stain on my *** i threw up earlier when i was tallkin to minx.. **************************lmao!

ewwwww i was smoking wit you yuck mouth!!!

minx where u been (tripping on somebody knocked out on the shag carpet) who crib is this man, this *** is like the bradys

king sup with the ride. i saved you some piza baby (pulling a slice out my purse all the cheeze and *** done slid off) (hickup) dam you fineeeeeeeeeee

errrryybody!!! aint he fine (running to the bathroom)

ummmmm.....

I got you Crafty.......

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OFFICIAL

GIRL I CAN WATCH CHAPPELLE SHOW ALL DAY, BUT THAT RICK JAMES EPISODE IS AN ALL TIME CLASSIC!!

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*** YOUR COUCH ***!!! LOL...

@SBW!!!

WHERE U BEEN BABY?

@ CREAM!!!

U GOT ME ?

R U *** DEAF??? I SAID...

WHOSE # GOT POSTED?

Im B[SPAM]aaaaaaaaack!

*putting on rubber gloves*

minx i got it *** official!

(I got thriller for $8.00 Happy Friday to me my weave got wet but dammit im happy)

@ CREAM!!

CAN I PULL YOUR HAIR?

allegria i just talked to her too.. she talking about we all sound alike.. but she was like i'm a artist so it's whateva!.... ok moving right along.. i aint got no ride, i asked king but he just ignored me... so i guess we walking... go in there and grab them 2 dutches off the table i got a bag stashed in my titties!

sbwuuuuuuuuuuuuu!! hey chile.. ya missed the bacholoretta party *burp* we had earliers..

tiny.. somebody named bianca who happens to be from houston texas.. did you do that?? you know i have to round up the usual suspects

minx thanks for the *** girl.. i lubbs you

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Yeah i just got off the phone wit the *** she talking about some *** put her *** ther but its awight cuz she a celebrity!! i was like oh well you have people all over the country with yo number and we thought you was ho-a-tizing! she kept saying its cool im a celebrity!!

official u find a ride the party is wack since *** skipped his drunk asz home *************

What kind of *** celebrity is she? Who is she?

*** YA'LL I'M GONE!

tinytexasdiamond

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HEY BABY GIRL!

DP: GIRL I GOT SOAKED TODAY COMING FROM AN INTERVIEW IN MY *** NEW SUIT! I WAS SOOOO *** PIST! LOL... oh and my weave got wet as well but I'm going to see my hairdresser *** thing Sat morning

Hey Crafty! been out of the office on errands for the past two days!

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R U *** DEAF??? I SAID...

WHOSE # GOT POSTED? *********

*** calm yo *** down and get a drink and hit this blunt.....**passing the blunt from OFFICIAl throw up lips to TINY**

cream its all good! im just scurry!

tiny & sbw some body put a number on the psot with bianca next too it so we called and the *** didnt know...or so she says (pinky on bottom lip)

sorry though yall missed the party that *** was off the chain

THANKS OFFICIAL!!

NOPE IT WASNT ME..U KNOW I AINT NO PUNK SO I WOULD HAVE REPPED THAT!! THATS A *** GOOD IDEA THOUGH *thinking of all the *** who have crossed me*

WERE WAS IT POSTED AT??

allegria.. LMAO!!! ugh wipe your mouth..

tiny... aint nobodys hea def chiles we drunk..

HEY SBW !!!!

ITS BEEN A LOOOOONNNNG TIME!!!!

**shaking hands anxiously like Red was doing the Jimmy on Five Heartbeats when he seen him in the restaurant**

@ SBW!!

YOU LOVE ME?

YEAH SBW *** U BEEN!!

AND WHO HAD A *** PARTY AND AINT INVITE ME? *cocking my pistol*

WHOOO CHILE!!! (DUSTING THE DIRT OFF MY CLOTHES BREATHING HEAVY) I'M BACK!

I JUST HAD A FIGHT WITH MANEKA....DIS B*TCH IS *** OFF ABOUT ME AND USHER'S ADOPTED BABY - *** HER!!

BY THE WAY PEOPLE, THE BABY IN HERE IS BABY USHER!!!! HE ONLY SPEAKS FRENCH THAT'S WHY HE LOOKIN AT YA'LL LIKE YA'LL CRAZY.

OFFICIAL

WAS BABY USHER BAD WHILE I WAS AWAY (UNFASTENING MY BELT)

sbw- *** damn *** not the weave and the new suit im with you girl hot comb here we comb lmao!

How did your interview go?

lmao @ tiny i have no idea what is going on?

HEY CRAFTY!!

@ TINY!!

HELLO!!!!!

minx *** aint no celebrity maybe twista told that *** that buuullllshyt (dam who ***)

walking into the house all fast looking for the table with the l's

offcial you almost ready to bounce roll the blunts first

lol @tiny

allegria that was some parrttyy right.. so which way we walking

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THANKS OFFICIAL!!

NOPE IT WASNT ME..U KNOW I AINT NO PUNK SO I WOULD HAVE REPPED THAT!! THATS A *** GOOD IDEA THOUGH *thinking of all the *** who have crossed me*

WERE WAS IT POSTED AT?? **************

*** THIS B!TCH IS VICIOUS!!!!

**like Bernie Mac**

I swear 'fore the Lord, if we EVER get into it and you post my ***, Imma bust yo head to the white meat, I swear 'fore the Lord!

@ TINY!!!

I MISS YOU**TRYING TO GET IN GOOD SO MAYBE I CAN GET IN**

lmbao @ minx

My office Hours Are? (Points to Dolly)

Dolly crying 9-5!

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lol @tiny

allegria that was some parrttyy right.. so which way we walking

*********

Bytches always sneaking with the weed....

killdanoise ROTFLMAO!! you a fool wit it! baby ursher was aight.. no wonder he didnt talk just pointing at ***.. i thought his *** was deaf or ***.. his head kinda big

OFFICIAL YOU HOLDING OUT! *squinting so my high/drunk a$$ can see straight*

TINY & SBW WASUP? *chunks the deuce*

PARTY OVER?! *forgetting where I was*

Oh Well, we all know how most of these "industry" men (and women) can be. Hell, just look at Diddy, he's the poster child. Life goes on.

minx i'm scared of tiny.. lol

@ MINX!!!

MARIE LUV IS THE SH!T

Allegria that *** is lyin. She ain't no *** celeb. This ho sound *** when I talked to her. And what kinda *** bitch gon' *** with the typa nugga that would do some trflin ***, dangerous s/hit like that.

@OFFICIAL - bytch is that you ackin like SLIMBROFAG_101 in the country????

I think that's you hoe!!! Talking about prada picnic tablecloth! LOL

@ OFFICIAL!!

TTD & SBW....ya'll missed my engagement party!!!

hella i dont speakie engli

allegria here one for you and one for me.. oh *** you got some matches.. ***, run in there and light them on the stove, dont let nobody see you..

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@ MINX!!!

MARIE LUV IS THE SH!T

*************

I know hunny. **blushing** I know.....I love me!

@smurf,hit my phone! In out!

OFFICIAL

YEA, MY BABY HEAD IS BIG - HE HAS A LOT ON HIS MIND. LIVING IN THE STATES IS REALLY CONFUSING TO HIM. DID YOU KNOW THAT HE SMOKED CIGARETTES?? YEA!!! CHILE, THAT'S A DELICATESY OUT THERE IN FRANCE.

I HAD TO GIVE HIM THE PATCH ON HIS A$$ SO HE CAN QUIT!

SO WHEN IS THE WEDDING!!!!! I'm ready for the reception now!!!!! That party was off the chain....

(Long as y'all bytch *** don't keep sliding *** X pills and ***.....sweaty geekin *** ***...)

@ MINX!!

YOUR PU$$Y GAME IS ALL THAT

minx no but that *** is funny as hell tho!! i wish i had time to have a split personality..

crafty i'm right hea *** quit yellin and spittin in my ear

pink that *** is a celebrity.. at home!! *** outta hea..

*Murderer, blood is on you shoulder Kill me today you cannot kill I tommorrow Murder, you insides must be 'ollow 'ow does it feel to take the life of another*

Buju Banton

strongblackwoman & TTD

What Up Yall!!!

*** is the party over already. who did allegria go home with?

crafty i'm right hea *** quit yellin and spittin in my ear

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LMAO

@CRAFTY - I know ***.....I know...

killdanoise!! stop!! i'm over here in tears!! ok.. but yeah no wonder i saw a roach blunt in his mouth earlier.. i was wondering who let they baby smoke!

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*waving Hella's gift @ DP*

Now see that's what I'm talking about. Who goes gift shopping @ *** family dollar?

************************************************* How dare you ungrateful(snatches gift away) don't call me when you catch him with minx or smurf either!

*** UP MTO!!!!!

king we aint left yet.. *** i asked you to give us a ride home and we was just about to walk.. allegria in there lighting our dutches.. i think *looking in the house from the front porch wondering what the hell is taking her so *** long*

@KING - Her and OFFICIAl being stingy with the weed and ***.....the weed man took them home.

OFFICIAL!!!

ROLMBAO! YA'LL BETTER STOP - I DON'T WANT BIG USHER TO KNOW THAT BABY USHER WAS SMOKIN WEEK -- HE'LL CUT OFF MY CHILD SUPPORT.

SHOOOO - I NEED THAT FOR MY WIGS!

whats going on?

Hey u bald head weave wearin,fishy *** ***(strongfatazz,officialpignose,minx,fatblackraspberry,smurfette,tanto,pinklici,allergria non talkin azz) I see y'all still at it,u *** are sad! Well I just stopped in to say hey to u ***!

i see my patron bottle empty on the floor. *** she a lush. she betta pass the dutch or its on up in here. official want to go in my lex? you can show me the hoops

OFFICIAL

*** U AINT SCARED OF ME!! JUST LIKE I TOLD YOU LAST ***..I WOULD NEVER CROSS YOU!! YOU'LL HAVE ALL MY PERSONAL BUSINESS ON COMMUNITY NEWS!! I'D HAVE TO KILL YOU BEFORE I TURNED ON YOU *cutting my hand then grabbing yours and cutting it, then shaking hands*

WE BLOOD SISTERS 4 LIFE!!

MINX *** UP!! *to lazy to scroll back up and read what you said cause i forgot (it's the weed) BUT I KNOW YOU SAID SOMETHING ***!!

CRAFTY I LOVES YOU BUT NO E *** FOR YOU!!! I'M CELEBATE!!

lol @ code pink!

DMXXXXXXXXXXXXXX you left the gate open again!

OFFICIAL -

PREY SPOTTED - DOLLY!!!!!!

DOLLY-

NOBODY WANT YOU SAD HELLOS

B*TCH, SKIP!

minx - allegria knows betta then to go off with another dude. she knows i'm crazy and i'll find her azz. she betta not be in the backroom with the weedman. going to check?

ALLEGRIA YOU BACK HERE!!!

i'm back!

What's going on y'all???

@killdanoise,are u mad cause I didnt *** u out! *** SPEAK WHEN SPOKEN TO OK!

LMAO @ DOLLY

SORRY YA'LL BUT SHE DO BE FUNNY!!

*running full speed ahead, bobbing and weaving..looking over my shoulder...running faster ..diving into the bushes...jump up..head full speed to my car and burning rubber trying to get away from you mad bitches*

i TOOK ON 8 N_GGERS AND DEFEATED THEM ALL, IT WAS EASY

hey trolly.. i missed having your monkey *** around.. ***!!

DOLLY

I'M ON YOUR SIDE,white power,WHITE POWER!

Hey offialpignose I missed u too ***!

Dolly *** off ***. I'm drunk today *** don't *** with me. Scuzzy puzzy ***!!!

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Hey u bald head weave wearin,fishy *** ***(strongfatazz,officialpignose,minx,fatblackraspberry,smurfette,tanto,pinklici,allergria non talkin azz) I see y'all still at it,u *** are sad! Well I just stopped in to say hey to u ***! *****************

ALRIGHT.....I KNOW EVERYBODY DRUNK AS HELL FROM THE PARTY......ON THE COUNT OF 3.....EVERYBODY THROW UP ON THIS B!TCH!!!!

1......2........3!!!!!

**throwing up on Dolly sausage-biscuit built ass**

KKK

DOLLY IS AS BLACK AS THAT PIPE YOU AND YO MAMA SMOKE METH OUT OF!

THESE MONKEYS CANT MESS WITH ME,LIKE THEY SAY "CAN U FEEL ME"

tiny LMAO.. i like having her around just like a pet

killdanoise LMAO.. hell yeah lets get her!!

standard.. hey girrll

@EVERYBODY

IS YOU *** ***???

I SAID THROW UP ON THIS B!TCH! LOL!

@whats up baldina! lil baldy locks.....where your big 14 size shoe wearing azz been?

I thought drinking HATER-AID was a thing of the past but some of you are still thirsty, uh?

For those of you all missed the wedding, would you like to attend the baby shower for Tameka? Let me know and we'll send you an invitation but you can not bring ish that your baby wore in the past LOL!!

Give the man credit; atleast he is not paying people to kill the mother of his child(ren) and the baby or unborn baby like some of this other stupid celebs have done in the past.

They are nice people and if he does have another baby out there, he has enough money to take of the baby. Besides, she has three already so it really won't matter adding on two more - they'll just load up the truck and move to Beverly... Hills that is...

Scuzzy c/unt Dolly log off and die please.

Ummmm....sorry KKK Im black too! I just dont like these ***

polly so what happened somebody stole all the pc's at the library?? just asking.. you should've told me i would have fedexed you one just so you could join us ratface

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I thought drinking HATER-AID was a thing of the past but some of you are still thirsty, uh?

For those of you all missed the wedding, would you like to attend the baby shower for Tameka? Let me know and we'll send you an invitation but you can not bring ish that your baby wore in the past LOL!!

Give the man credit; atleast he is not paying people to kill the mother of his child(ren) and the baby or unborn baby like some of this other stupid celebs have done in the past.

They are nice people and if he does have another baby out there, he has enough money to take of the baby. Besides, she has three already so it really won't matter adding on two more - they'll just load up the truck and move to Beverly... Hills that is... *******************

THATS ALRIGHT.....YOU STILL GOT ABOUT 45 MINUTES TO GO ON ACTUALLY POSTING ON THE TOPIC, SO IMMA LET YO *** SLIDE WITH THAT ONE....

therealmedia

DONT NOBODY GIVE A *** ABOUT NO MAN LOOKING TAMEKA AND NO *** ASS USHER!

polly.. stop lying skank bank you love us!

Oh Boy....

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DOLLY

I'M ON YOUR SIDE,white power,WHITE POWER! ***************

Quit tryna make friends desperate ***....

SHES BLACK?

Hey minx u bald head ***!

(singing in my head cappadonnas check for a ***)(walking with my back to the house like a spider, ducking behind a bush, sneacking in the back windown, falling in a dark room, laying flat on the ground moving forward with my toes and fingers, rolling in a ball towards the kitchen, walking behind the old lady hiding in her moo moo, snatching the matches off the breadbox in the kitchen, turning around bumping smack into some 7 ft *** look like lurch) sup *** gotta go

(running up to official all outa breath) got some matches

dam king you keep getting missing (hickup) where u going using your phone on the sly (giggling) i hate you! (crying) i love you (official) i love you (laughing) lets smoke why am i outta breath!!

king' you heard that baby aint no midget hes french!!!!!!!!yo what side of town is this

hey do yall ever notice the white men always got a *** comb over....*** whole head is bald but he got that lil bit of hair he saving and he comb that *** to the side!!! *** be wrapping that joint at ***! lol

MINX!!

***!

minx- can i just kick her instead?

tiny- run *** run laughing at that mutt!

hey standard!

Hey Offical

I c *** popping off as usual here, *** y'all had a party. i'm sure there's no food left, do i need to make a liquior run...LOL****holding all the bottles upside*****

Hey fatblackraspberry,u fat no neck ***!

kkk she blacker than your mother after she finishing sitting her wrinkle azz in the sun for hours!!!! lol

U PEOPLE CAN SUCK MY BIG 6 INCH PETER!

Dolly when your p/ussy smell like Blue Cheese dressing its time to visit the doctor ***

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therealmedia

DONT NOBODY GIVE A *** ABOUT NO MAN LOOKING TAMEKA AND NO *** ASS USHER! *************

Quit talking about my baby daddy bytch!

hey pinklici,u ugly ***!

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DOLLY

I'M ON YOUR SIDE,white power,WHITE POWER! ***************

Quit tryna make friends desperate ***.... ..................................................................................................................................................

BLACK BIT@H!

Hey DP, the artist

LOL at Allegria

I swear u a fool gurl...LOL Please pass me the blunt, i'm not having a good day

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U PEOPLE CAN SUCK MY BIG 6 INCH PETER!

LMAO @ Pink and at KKK 6" Peter lolololololol

allegria LMAO!! you stupid.. you did all that for some matches!!

dolly

DOLLY, DARLING, LET'S BE SERIOUS! YOU ARE NOBODY AND YOU WANT TO COME ON HERE DISSIN??

CHILE, LETS TALK ABOUT HOW YOUR *** A$$ GOT ARRESTED THE DAY BEFORE YESTERDAY FOR BOOSTING IN MACY'S!!!!!!!!

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MINX!!

***! ************

**giving a curtsy**

MARIE LUV at your service! (for legal purposes...not really MARIE LUV)

ohhh *** i smell what dog and spam must be.... polly nice try youre not black join hands with your friend and light a cross on the lawn we dont give a ***.

a yall whos house is this!

Cream6969

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WHATS SO FUNNY?

DOLLY

AND YOU WERE BOOSTING IN THE PLUS SIZED SECTION!

I SAW YOU! YOUR A HEALTHY ONE!

@killdanoise,UMMMM....was that supposed to be funny?

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Dolly when your p/ussy smell like Blue Cheese dressing its time to visit the doctor *** ***************

HAHAHA!!!!! Bytch go nut on a salad or sumn!!! LOL

standard.. that bacholoretta party wus the paarty of the yea guurrll.. sorry did i just spit on ya.. you looking kinda blurry girl how you do that.. *** i'ms drunk

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U PEOPLE CAN SUCK MY BIG 6 INCH PETER!

OFFCIAL!!

SUCK MY 6" PETER!

YOUR 6" PETER SNOWBALL